Fast Food, Done Right
This is Tuesday-night cooking. You’re tired. You’re hungry. You could order a takeaway, or you could have something better on the table in 20 minutes.
Three packs of tofu. One pack of chicken. A hot wok. That’s it.
Ingredients
The Protein (3:1)
- 1 pack chicken thigh fillets (400-500g), sliced into thin strips
- 3 packs firm tofu (400g each), sliced into rectangles and pressed
The Vegetables (use whatever’s in the fridge)
- 1 large broccoli, cut into small florets
- 2 peppers (any colour), sliced
- 1 large carrot, cut into matchsticks
- 4 spring onions, cut into 3cm lengths
- Handful of mangetout or sugar snaps (if you’ve got them)
The Sauce (mix this in a bowl first)
- 3 tbsp soy sauce
- 1 tbsp oyster sauce (or mushroom oyster sauce for a more plant-forward version)
- 1 tbsp sesame oil
- 1 tbsp cornflour
- 1 tsp sugar
- 2 tbsp water
- 1 clove garlic, grated
- Thumb of ginger, grated
To Finish
- Toasted sesame seeds
- Fresh chilli, sliced
- Jasmine rice or noodles
Instructions
1. Press and Prep
Press the tofu (see Yummy Sweet Meat for the tea-towel method). Slice into rectangles. Pat bone dry — this is non-negotiable for crispy tofu.
Slice the chicken. Mix the sauce in a bowl. Have everything within arm’s reach of the hob. Stir-frying waits for nobody.
2. Crisp the Tofu
Wok on high heat. 2 tbsp oil. When it’s smoking, add the tofu in a single layer. Don’t touch it for 2-3 minutes. Flip when golden. Another 2 minutes. Remove.
3. Cook the Chicken
Same wok, still screaming hot. Add a splash more oil. Add the chicken strips. Spread them out. Leave them 2 minutes to get colour, then stir. Cook until golden and cooked through — 4-5 minutes total. Remove.
4. Flash the Veg
Wok still hot. Another splash of oil. Broccoli and carrots go in first (they take longest) — 2 minutes. Then peppers and mangetout — 1 minute. You want them charred in spots but still crunchy.
5. Bring It Together
Turn heat to medium. Everything back in the wok — tofu, chicken, veg. Give the sauce a stir (the cornflour settles) and pour it in.
Toss everything for 60 seconds. The sauce will thicken and coat everything in a glossy, savoury glaze.
Add the spring onions. Toss once more. Done.
6. Serve
Over rice or noodles. Sesame seeds and fresh chilli on top. Eat immediately — stir-fry doesn’t wait.
Be Kind to Future Self
This makes 6 portions. The stir-fry itself is best fresh, but it reheats better than you’d think:
- Eat 2-3 tonight — stir-fry is best straight from the wok
- Fridge 2 — reheat in a hot pan (not microwave — you want to re-crisp)
- Freeze the rest — portion into containers with rice. Microwave from frozen for 4 minutes. Lunch sorted.
Pro move: Make double the sauce and freeze it in ice cube trays. Tuesday-night stir-fry becomes a 10-minute job.
Make It Different
- Peanut version: Add 2 tbsp peanut butter and a squeeze of lime to the sauce. Suddenly it’s satay.
- Black bean: Swap the sauce for 2 tbsp black bean sauce thinned with soy and water.
- Use pork: Swap chicken for pork loin, sliced thin. Same method.
- Smoked tofu: Use 1 pack smoked tofu for deeper flavour. No pressing needed.
- Noodle version: Cook udon or egg noodles. Toss them in with everything at the end.
Nothing is sacred. Fridge raid. Wok on. Go.